Showing posts with label ashton kutcher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ashton kutcher. Show all posts

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Justin Bieber Gains Thumbs Down for Not Knowing His Seven Continents

Dumb and dumberer. Clever laugh line, and it definitely applies to The Biebs, who claims that he’s dumber than Twitter-apple Ashton Kutcher. And speaking of Kutcher, see more of him on
Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11: ALonely Landing Strip on December 6, 2011. lately, on The Late Night Show with David Letterman, Justin Bieber revealed that he’s as much as an idiot like his pal, Ashton Kutcher. It’s like the blind leading the blind for us, so check it out, we won’t be wasting time, so let’s carry on with the juciest gossip as of this moment.
The somewhat self-proclaimed dumb Bieber revealed that his cords and appeal had him flying to almost every continent. But, when Letterman tossed him a softball and asked how many continents are there, guess what, he did not answer the question as desired, you know, like seven continents?  Justin started rambling off a mix of continents and countries. Justin rifled off: “Asia, North America, South America, er, Africa, Antarctica and the North Pole. Err, Canada.
Hold on, Bieber is from Canada right? And what’s this? He does not know that Canada is but a country and not a continent?  Where does he think he is from the country of Newfoundland? This kid needs to take a bit of time off touring to start studying.
I almost thought this was a question that was asked to the young star when he was in 4th or 5th grade. making him quite the moron. With a bit of research I have discovered that ” identifying the United States and learning about continents and oceans.” is part of the first grade curriculum.
What a little retard this kid is. Don’t forget to see the next episode of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 11: A Lonely Landing Strip.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

For the Last Time, Demi Moore Sheds a Tear for Ashton Kutcher, Thumbs Down to Sara Leal

Most people think that Hollywood celebrities just come and go with marriage, divorce, kiss and makeup, then the cycle goes over again and again in order to refresh fame. But some things are just unforgivable. Take for instance, superstar Demi Moore. When her young husband Ashton Kutcher struck a one-night stand with Sara Leal on the night of their sixth wedding anniversary, everything turned into a whacked piece of dough, like pain she couldn’t move one with. And the incident led her to a painful decision which was announced this Thursday to call it quits. What a shame for a supposedly fruitful marriage of six years. A source that’s close to the former couple tells US Weekly. "The final straw with Sara Leal has just been too humiliating for Demi to get over,"
Allegedly, Kutcher, 33, hooked up with Leal, a San Diego party girl in the early hours of September 24 in his own hotel suite. Leal explained her side as well, and Kutcher claimed at that time, he and Moore, 49, were already at odds and separated.
A friend of hers told a source: “Moore just couldn't look at Ashton the same way and the marriage... completely unraveled, she still loves Ashton but feels he went too far and disrespected her and their marriage in a way that can't be taken back."
The glitch? Rumer, 23, Scout, 20, and Tallulah, 17, her daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis. "She wants to set an example for her daughters and this was just something she could not rationalize to them or to herself."
The “Margin Call” actress indeed tried to cope for months, engaging in counseling and heart-to heart with her friends. And, indeed, she tried with months of counseling and heart-to-hearts with friends. "She really tried everything she could to forgive him and accept his apologies, at the end of the day, the public humiliation and the example she was setting by staying in the marriage just wasn't the right thing for her."